Are you a galloping housewife?

The galloping housewife is the place where ordinary is a superpower.

You’ve just realised that you are in fact the adult in the room and now you’re wondering if you’re ever going to be the rich bitch, the skinny bitch, the lucky bitch you promised yourself when you were young…er.

The galloping housewife is here to guide you in designing the life you’ve been dreaming of. She will show you that the reason it looks easy for everyone else is because it is.

The galloping housewife is you. She is me. And together we’re going to go on a journey to put the joy back into riding, reignite the flame in your soul and go chase down some dreams.

click to find out how the galloping housewife...

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...makes money

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...gets fit

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...loves her life

lucky bitch
  • Your voice is important. You heal people with your words.

  • Thank you for being so astute in recognizing hardships we're all experiencing! The reminder of our awesomeness in being ordinary is welcome.

  • You properly make me cry laughing sometimes. This is GOLD.

  • This program is a doorway into a community of like minded women. It is both thoughtful and humorous. In the midst of your own personal chaos, this is a worthwhile way to help you 'sort your shit out'.

  • You have a knack of saying just the thing I need to start my day.

  • Realistic, relatable and sensible advice (often hilarious) that makes you feel this is totally doable because it puts you in control of taking the information and making it work around your life.

Your voice is important. You heal people with your words.

Get a Life

Thank you for being so astute in recognizing hardships we're all experiencing! The reminder of our awesomeness in being ordinary is welcome.

Sort your shit out

You properly make me cry laughing sometimes. This is GOLD.

Skinny bitch code

This program is a doorway into a community of like minded women. It is both thoughtful and humorous. In the midst of your own personal chaos, this is a worthwhile way to help you 'sort your shit out'.

sort your shit out

You have a knack of saying just the thing I need to start my day.

get a life

Realistic, relatable and sensible advice (often hilarious) that makes you feel this is totally doable because it puts you in control of taking the information and making it work around your life.

skinny bitch code