the skinny bitch blog

  • Operation beached whale

    by Shiwon Green
    The galloping housewife promised you a short how to guide for looking after your nutrition during lockdown. To be fair, it’s more of a how not to r...

  • What's your priority?

    by Shiwon Green
    Oh, my dear galloping housewives, it does seem that it has been a very long time since we sat down with a glass of wine and discussed life. And no...

  • Lies, damn lies & statistics

    by Shiwon Green
    The galloping housewife takes her job seriously. Not herself, naturally – that’s a laugh a minute, but she does take her role as adviser and impar...

  • Not so fast!

    by Shiwon Green
    Christmas is over, presents unwrapped, the fridge is groaning with sliced ham & turkey that you’ll be forced to eat on sandwiches well into th...

  • Party season survival guide

    by Shiwon Green
    It’s Christmas time out there in case you hadn’t noticed. It’s fab because there are invitations to parties every night of the week, dinner dates ...

  • I'll tell you what you don't need.

    by Shiwon Green
      The galloping housewife is home from a well overdue mini break. 4 days in the sunshine were just what the doctor ordered. Daily swims in the oce...

  • It's easy for you to say

    by Shiwon Green
    A couple of weeks ago the galloping housewife posted a picture of herself on social media talking about how she felt out of shape and that it was ...