I’m not a fan of email. I mean, it’s better than a phone call, but it’s still not my favourite thing to do, to sit down and wade through a heaving inbox. While I appreciate that most emails are sent with good intent, here are some answers to common questions, and some better ways to talk with me.
Be warned, my primary school teacher didn’t call me chatterbox for nothing! I am liable to hijack the conversation, I have no filter and I do swear. A lot. If this hasn’t put you off, then feel free to reach out. I will only talk on podcasts and about stuff that are relevant to the galloping housewife community, but as we all live multi-faceted lives, that’s a pretty broad reach. Please note that I live in the UK and am only available for recording between the hours of 8am and 8pm in my time zone.
I am taking on a few external writing gigs this year for relevant publications, both analogue and digital. Please provide details of publication, circulation, reader demographic, proposed topic, word count and deadline. Fees start at £500.
I am available to appear at limited events to talk on appropriate topics or to host meet and greets or to act as tour guide or guest commentator. Please outline proceedings and expectations. I am happy to talk independently or be interviewed one on one, but no panels or group discussions. Anything that requires me to put on a bra and control my hair comes at a cost. My appearance fees begin at £1000 per day or part thereof in the UK or £2000 abroad, plus business class travel, accommodation, and expenses.
This is not a service I am able to offer.
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