Skinny Bitch

 

 

I see you, peeking around the corner, checking me out. You don’t believe it’s possible to be a skinny bitch. At least you don’t believe it’s possible for you.

You’ve tried all the diets and you’ve failed. You have no willpower and you’re too lazy and too busy and even the diets that work aren’t sustainable long term and life’s too short to give up pizza and wine and cake and cheese and you sure as shit haven’t got the time to create these ridiculous meals that all taste like cardboard and no one has your peculiar mix of allergies and intolerances and genes and you’re big boned and everyone gets fat when they get to your age after all and you may as well just give up.

You’re right, you know. Diets don’t work.

You’re jealous of all those skinny bitches who look great in their 40’s and after two kids. It’s easy for them, you’ve seen them drinking cocktails on holidays or grabbing pizza on the way home from soccer or downing another pint after their Sunday pub roast.

You’re right, you know. It is easy for them.

It’s time to find out why.

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